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My Blasphemous Purple Gypsy

from Blasphemous Black Metal Boners by Blasphemous Necrospork

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For Corina.

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The Tale of My Purple Gypsy Sadomasochistic Slut - A Ballad


It began on a slow thursday brunch:
I was the most lulzy pole dancer around,
She was the most purple gypsy.

She was my sadomasochistic slut,
My purple sadomasochistic slut,
My gypsy.

We used to slap so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to run together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one brunch, one slow brunch,
We decided to run too much.
Together we blew on a Necrospork.
It was fuzzy, so fuzzy.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so happy.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She slapped a Necrowizard.
Alas, a Necrowizard!
My sadomasochistic slut slapped a Necrowizard.
It was gothic, so gothic.

The next day I thought my toes had broken,
I thought my tits had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that brunch,
That slow Thursday brunch.

My tits... ouch!
When I think of that purple gypsy,
That purple gypsy and me.

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from Blasphemous Black Metal Boners, released February 19, 2011

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Blasphemous Necrospork Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Blasphemous Necrospork is a horrifyingly brutal Acoustic Black Metal band from somewhere. A band so mysterious there is practically no information available at all, there is only the music recorded in the name of this project. Purported to have been inspired by Impaled Northern Moonforest and their concept of the Necrowizard, the Necrospork was born into the myths and legends of the ABM world. ... more

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