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Blasphemous Black Metal Boners

by Blasphemous Necrospork

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Blasphemous Black Metal Boners 00:55
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Blasphemous Chips OM NOM NOM / Eating Chips Ist Krieg 03:00
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Blasphemous Satanick Fart Contest 01:50
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I'm Gonna Take A Satanic Dump On This Blasphemous Corpse 00:48
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Myne Blasphemous Heart Ist Blaekk Und Kold 02:15
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The Necrofork And The Necrospoon And The Necroknife 01:46
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Living For Necrophilia In A Blasphemous Crimson Truck 02:05
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Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I'll say that something, I want to hold your tits, I want to hold your tits, I want to hold your tits. Oh please, say to me, You'll let me eat a tasty burger. And please, say to me, You'll let me hump a corpse. Now let me hold your tits, I want to hold your tits. Imagine there's no ropes. It's easy if you try. No sporks in Atlantis, Above us only cookies. Imagine all the people, Living for necrophilia... You may say I'm sexy, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will become dead. All you need is more cadavers. All you need is more cadavers. All you need is more cadavers, more cadavers. More cadavers is all you need. We all live in our crimson truck, Crimson truck, crimson truck, We all live in our crimson truck, Crimson truck, crimson truck. Oh yeah!
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My Blasphemous Purple Gypsy 03:07
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The Tale of My Purple Gypsy Sadomasochistic Slut - A Ballad It began on a slow thursday brunch: I was the most lulzy pole dancer around, She was the most purple gypsy. She was my sadomasochistic slut, My purple sadomasochistic slut, My gypsy. We used to slap so well together, Back then. We wanted to run together, around the world, We wanted it all. But one brunch, one slow brunch, We decided to run too much. Together we blew on a Necrospork. It was fuzzy, so fuzzy. From that moment our relationship changed. She grew so happy. And then it happened: Oh no! Oh no! She slapped a Necrowizard. Alas, a Necrowizard! My sadomasochistic slut slapped a Necrowizard. It was gothic, so gothic. The next day I thought my toes had broken, I thought my tits had burst into flames, (But I was actually overreacting a little.) But still, she is in my thoughts. I think about how it all changed that brunch, That slow Thursday brunch. My tits... ouch! When I think of that purple gypsy, That purple gypsy and me.

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Super grim and unholy EP.

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released February 19, 2011

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Blasphemous Necrospork Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Blasphemous Necrospork is a horrifyingly brutal Acoustic Black Metal band from somewhere. A band so mysterious there is practically no information available at all, there is only the music recorded in the name of this project. Purported to have been inspired by Impaled Northern Moonforest and their concept of the Necrowizard, the Necrospork was born into the myths and legends of the ABM world. ... more

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